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Bad Kids Jokes: Bad Kids Jokes Special: Unanswered Jokes 4

badkidsjokes:

Submissions by different kids, all without answers.

what do you call a tranpelean whith jam on it

why did a car poo?

what do you call snake what has an apple on his head

what do you get if you cross a chicken with a bean

how long are you

WHAT DO YOU CALL A COW WITH NO HEAD

what is the…

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