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phd-in-lycanthropy:

My TV screwed up with the show titles like

how can you screw up this bad

I dont even know what its suppossed to say

THIS IS KEEPING UP WITH THE KARDASHIANS

AH YES MY FAVORITE SHOW VERY JUMP THINGS

my personal favorite

what?????

look its my favorite super hero the chicken Spider-Man

how do you even screw up this badly????

like how even

orphan black???????

Seriously I just laughed so hard in public at this.

"she’s Miami"

timneenan:

Classic comedy.

via @crushingbort

this is a master class in comedy trailer structure